"Sorry Ensign Kim but we're out of pips. You're going to have to wait until we get back to Earth."
- "But, but...you just promoted Boffo to Lieutenant Commander and he's a literal clown!! His shoes are so big they literally have to be transported separately on away missions!! He almost got us all killed that time when he honked his nose on a stealth mission!"
"Yeah, well, he used up the last of the pips."
*Says Janeway while staring at a drawer filled to the brim with pips*
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If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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