Quote:
Originally Posted by Sylvanfan
You give him more credit than I do. I think he'd just keep saying the same 20 slogans over and over again.
|
I don't think you give him/his handlers enough credit. The same folks that convinced him to ditch the glasses, and undo the top button on his shirt would come up with some slogans for his beer date.
PP Enters the room: I'm "Here for Beer" (Promptly orders a Smirnoff Ice)
Looks at the menu: Time to "Peruse these Menus!". (Orders appetizers without asking what you would like)
Food shows up: Let's "Attack these snacks!" (you decline to eat because he ordered nachos with extra cilantro, and you think cilantro tastes like soap....PP calls you "Woke")
Bill shows up: Let's "Split this chit" (PP had 4 Smirnoff Ice's, and all the nachos, you had a beer, he insists you split 50/50)
You were allowed to ask only 4 questions over the course of the date, with no follow ups allowed.
He answered all 4 questions by saying your question was flawed, and proceeded to blame the cilantro on Justin Trudeau, he also kept taking a bite out of an apple while answering....you do not know where he got the apple.