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Around the League Report

Spoiler!

I Will Survive!

I'm not that excited to watch tonight's game. The past couple of weeks has shades of last year's garbage and that's not great. Team obviously regressed and it feels like our rookies have stalled. I got a breakaway pass for tonight so I'm gonna go regardless, but man, it's rough to have any semblance of hope.

Shorks I'm literally asking for a simple good game. My portfolio is doing a worse loss than the reverse sweep the Kings.

Flames 3-2

Huberdeau, Frost, Kadri

Kovalenko, Celebrini

And for the love of Grodd can we just let Romanov start all the game down the stretch

all my teams are taking L's left and right, hope this is one is different!!!

Well I guess I'll try and catch this one tonight...maybe. I only lasted through about 2 periods of the last one...until something shiny caught my eye....

I don't think the Flames will do it, but they still have a decent shot at catching the Wild. Need to basically win out though and that means they will be extra motivated tonight.

Flames 4, Sharks 2
Celebrini + Wennberg

I don't think anyone has to worry about the Sharks winning this one. We're playing out the string, and that is one seriously frayed string at this point.

Power Kill

Our power play is poop. Also, I don’t remember the last time our bottom six scored minus Lund.

11 straight PP without a goal including three 5 on 3s.

The 5-3s were brutal

Christ Vlasic. Make a pass dude.

Vlasic playing hot potato all by himself

Mack may actually be cursed. Vlasic doing Vlasic things.

Jesus that Fro-arro in zone turnover almost cost us.

Why have we not fired our Special Teams coaching yet? Both the PP and PK have been abysmal. the PP1 unit is Eklund-Smith-Celebrini-Toffoli-X when healthy and it still sucks

Yeah, contrast it with the Blackhawks. Looks bad.

some players have cement mitts, but Gregor has clearly transcended that

PP1 sucks ####

Sharks should just forfeit all future power plays in exchange for an additional timeout

Fire the special teams coach! Grrrrr

Watching liljegren makes me physically feel sick. Like if you took all of Karlsson's little competitiveness away and then made him play blindfolded.

Liljegren is such a strange player. He’ll look fantastic, flying around the ice, great puck control, and then completely whiffs or passes to no one. He’s so erratic.

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Oh my lordy how did Wolf stop that Celebrini shot

Am I being biased or are goalies having their saves of the year robbing Celebrini

Damn wolf is a little stud

NO WAY HOW TF DID WOLF SAVE THAT

How did Macklin NOT score???

That Wolf guy is a pretty good goalie.

I take it back. Maybe they can ride Wolf into the second or third round

Wolf tryna hit a windmill into a baby freeze or something, put him in the Olympics

Bro heard about that Dire Wolf #### and doesn’t want to be one-upped

KLAPPER TO THE FORE!

That was the fastest commentator curse in a while.

The inability for this coaching staff to get this team ready to hold a lead in the 3rd needs to be studied. Opposing teams always making adjustments and often we have no answer. 0 shots so far this period

Franz Klapka

Wasn’t Klapka the bad guy in Final Fantasy 6?

He's 6'8"?! That's like 3.5 Guschin's

Can we get Liljegren off of this team please

Why are we so bad in the 3rd??? Every damn game man

Result of being out coached with in game adjustments from opposing teams and the Sharks staff not having an answer.

We get outcoached every game…

Sharks losing leads is actually impressive

Hooby Dooby!

Shocked I tell ya

Lol Shorks

I really should just start turning the game off when the Sharks go on the PK. It's a horrific penalty kill at this point.

Perhaps the Sharks could learn from that PP. Having a player down low to screen the GT is a good idea (which the Sharks seldom use).

Most teams are able to shift into another gear towards the end of a game, the sharks don’t have that yet. Hence the bad third periods. Can’t expect to win a game with one goal.

1 goal won't win a game huh?

god this team is terrible

god dam we are ass, we are becoming pretty unwatchable whereas we were at least fun to watch earlier in the year

That 'leading going into the 3rd' thing rearing its ugly head again.

That's lousy defense from Liljegren there. Need to disrupt that shot.

Oof this is rough (but good for our lottery odds )

I’ll be happy when I know longer need to worry about Ty Dellandrea forcing turnovers and getting wiped out at the boards for the Sharks. Same for whatever the hell Noah Gregor is doing on the ice.

Scoronato with the GAME WINNER!

Wennberg buddy

Omg… Mr Handsome…why?

Wennberg said "f*** this s***. I'm done"

They sure messed this game up in a hurry

The real Tank Commander around these parts

You gotta give it to the Sharks, they know how to tank.

Almost funny that the USA chants set Calgary off and they scored three straight.

Oh boy well this feels right

yay let's put the 4th line out in a must score situation

I guess I'm just gonna finish this bottle of wine now.

Wennberg playing secret tank commander

It’s almost like the hockey gods want us to win the lottery

We are cursed

I'm tired grandpa

Oof Wennberg is usually reliable but that was ugly.

I forgot how depressing April sharks hockey is. Jfc

I feel like I've seen this film before

This one does not spark joy

Good effort, perfect results

People are bummed that we lost but we sort of needed to lose this game to lock-up last place. I'll take the regulation loss with two goals for Smith and two assists for Celebrini.

Correct. Once there’s NO chance Chicago can finish last. We DOMINATE and end the season on a win streak! (If everything still stands it’ll be a 2 game win streak)

Perfect tank game. Showed fight. One goal game. Romanov looked decent. Points for Milk and Cookies. 1OA here we come boys.

Do the Sharks know there are three periods in a hockey game?

I know we lost/are bad, but I'm still buying a Professor Eks jersey on payday

Losing games with only rookies scoring seems to be our M.O. for the end of the season, but that’s kinda what we want so cool!

Please do it for the… LOLs?

please sharks being a spoiler is so funny

Wild fan rooting for y’all tonight!

Go Sharks!!!!

Just saying.....

Sup Sharks bros.

You could do the funniest thing tonight and totally crush an entire fanbases playoff hopes if y’all win tonight. Calgary is DESPERATELY playing to keep playoff hopes alive but a loss tonight would be absolutely demoralizing for them.

Are y’all in “lose to hopefully get first overall draft pick?” Or would you be happy to play spoiler for the Flames and help Minnesota out?

Two more wins and a single Calgary loss guarantees our ticket to the playoffs in the 2WC. With our next being SJ and then Calgary themselves, our destiny is firmly in our hands

Go Sharks? Won’t be staying up for the game, but hopefully I wake up in the morning to a nice surprise!

Sharks with no help...of course.