Remove every bolt and pin from every door and utility so they just fall off.
Open the oven? Door falls off.
Open the fridge? Door falls off.
Open the front door? Door falls off.
Go to the bathroom? Door falls off.
Open the garage door? Door falls off.
Use the microwave? Oh you better believe that door falls off.
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