Not sure if anyone has shared this yet but 10/10 funny - it definitely reminds me of how someone in the US communicates. I pulled some of my favourites
https://www.conservative.ca/cpc/pre-...strategy-poll/
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1. An election might be only a few days away. Will you be voting for Pierre Poilievre and common sense Conservatives?*
Yes – Canada First!
No – we should not put Canada First
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4. The Liberals’ woke obsessions have eroded our national pride. Do you agree?*
YES – Canada must celebrate—NOT tear down—our heroes and history.
No – I like woke cancel culture
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5. Pierre Poilievre will go ahead with the Bring it Home Tax Cut—the BIGGEST and most PATRIOTIC tax cut in Canadian history. Do you think that’s a good idea?*
Yes – Axe the tax and Bring it Home!
No – The government should tax and spend more of my money
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7. The Liberals have weakened our military. Conservatives will strengthen it. Do you support strengthening our military?*
Yes – Warrior culture—NOT woke culture.
No – I don’t want our allies to respect Canada
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