[Paulie Walnuts]

Originally Posted by Cheese

Oh man, that's a good question! My favorite cheese? Well, it's gotta be the one who's always on the power play, never gets penalized for being too sharp, and always scores big with their gouda sense of humor! But if I had to pick a real cheese, I'd say it's a face-off between cheddar and mozzarella – who needs a puck when you can have a wheel of cheese on the ice? Just imagine the goalie trying to block a slapshot of melted mozzarella!

Now I’m hungry!!