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Originally Posted by Locke
No, this is a new one, its a long story involving a broken car (not mine) that I was helping someone with, and nice fluffy, white snow...hiding insidious sheer ice beneath, and also being in a rush to get to work.
Plus a cheerful phone call to the Police from a concerned neighbour due to the copious amount of blood left in the snow.
I unfortunately had to flee the scene of the crime (there was no crime) due to having to get to work. Unbeknownst to me I was bleeding profusely from the back of my head which...caused some problems of it's own.
Namely, it made a disaster of my driver's seat which also caused some concern seeing as I had to try and explain that to the vehicle detailer charged with cleaning it and assuring them that no murder occurred.
When I got to work my receptionist assured me that I was fine. Apparently the rhyme is: "If its all red and no gray then you're okay!"
I dont know how accurate that diagnosis is, but I'm still here.
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Seems about right? Brain matter is grey IIRC. No grey your're okay!