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Originally Posted by CliffFletcher
I don’t typically wish harm on people. But I make an exception for the obnoxious morons who ride loud bikes and treat the roads like their playground.
A couple years ago my wife and I were stopped at the lights at Anderson and 14th when we heard a loud whining behind us. A dude on a crotch-rocket wove in and out of traffic, then took the turn-off to 14th street without slowing down. He lost control, dropped the bike, and rag-dolled onto the meridian.
My wife got out of the car to see if he was alright and wait for the ambulance. Meanwhile, as a line of cars taking the 14th street turnoff slowly drove past the broken dude laying on the meridian, several of them rolled down their windows and gave him the finger or yelled at him.
Obnoxious motorcycle riders: You are hated.
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Get a stick. Poke the exposed bone. Ask if it is annoying and/or painful. Repeat until ambulance arrives. Profit.