I'm a bad parent.
My 7 y.o. was telling me about her day at school. She said so-and-so got in trouble because he said private words while holding scissors. I'm thinking to myself, what do private words mean? So I ask her to tell me exactly what he said and she deadpan says "I'm going to snip your balls off" and I start howling.
Private words = words about private parts in her innocent little brain.
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