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I have a problem. I have a dog I don’t like at all. Previous dog was amazing. It got stolen and then was recovered in Strathmore, it was in the news, great dog, the best. Shepherd/husky amazing. Many years of no dog bliss after. Vacations are easy, meals without begging, ashes on the mantle, perfect. We were model dog owners, all the classes, perfect play partners to all the other dogs at the park, big and small. Became friends with people we met through the dog.

Pandemic comes, getting the full court press, everyone else is getting a dog. In a weak moment I agree. Had no part in the sourcing because of my reluctance. You pick it, be like the previous dog is all I ask. Fack.

It’s a reserve dog. We are not snobs and my wife is a saint (foreshadowing). Whatever, it will be alright. Fata me. All the courses and stuff. Manageable around other dogs, bigger than we hoped. But………

The dog eats its own crap. Immediately.

And before some dork says “he’s missing something in his diet”. We have done ALL of that dumb crap. The money I have spent on fancy foods and vets on this thing. It will look you in the eye as it eats it.

It’s disgusting but my wife will never let it go to someone else. I don’t look at t dog or acknowledge it. It’s a disgusting thing that lives in my house.

I don’t know what to do.

Point blank. It’s a crappy dog. It destroys things when we talk so it thinks it’s a leader. I hate it.