[BigThief]

Originally Posted by Locke

I know you're serious about this, but for whatever reason the only thing that came to my mind was...you know those condom dispensers they have in gas station bathrooms?

Its like...alright! Maybe I'm getting lucky tonight! But no human in their right mind would buy one of those. They are liable to turn to dust the second you open the package because they've probably been in there since the Nixon administration.

So now you have to decide whether you want to roll those dice.

So I'm thinking about the poor girl looking at the tampon dispenser in the boy's bathroom and....she's gotta be desperate and thats a real 'Sophie's Choice.'

"How old are those? How long have they been there?"

That kind of thing.

Great bit. Killer