Winning a Zune is like something out of a sitcom.
"You won!!!"
I won! Awesome! I won! I really, finally won!!
"Here is your Zune."
Oh no...I lost. I lost hard. Can I decline the prize?
"No! You are a Zune person now...make peace with it. This is your life now."
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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