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Old 01-13-2025, 03:09 PM   #3531
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Originally Posted by Table 5 View Post
The only thing worse than gambling commercials is hockey commercials. They are all just so terrible, especially when they utilize players themselves.

I'm not sure I've seen a good hockey commercial since "die maple leafs die".
The NHL has had ages, literal AGES to get their marketing #### together and...nothing.

The best NHL commercial wasnt even an NHL commercial it was Canadian ####ing Tire!

"I wish we had a player like Albert!" or whatever the hell that nonsense was.

Like, seriously NHL, what is your marketing budget?

I want to see an NHL commercial depicting a player that slowly deteriorates due to drug addiction, alcoholism and losing their salary gambling and slowly wasting away in a tent on Vancouver's Downtown East Side.

"Drop the Puck!!"

Maybe the Kool-Aid man in there with an "Oh Yeah!! Tents are easier than walls!!"
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