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Old 01-09-2025, 10:59 AM   #20893
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Incoming complaint about the Medical system!

I had to get a tiny little procedure done, minor incision by my shoulder, no big deal.

So I hop up onto the table and the Doctor instructs me to turn my head and I feel this tiny little needle go in and my head just whips around!

"What was that?"

Doc: "Oh, just a little local anesthetic. Tiny little needle, you probably barely even felt it!"

Thats not the point dude. Injectable anesthetics make me sick, like violently ill. Thats why I indicated that on the intake form and I specifically stated 'No anesthetic.'

Doc: "But...I have to make a small cut, its going to hurt a little."

And I said that I understand that and was willing to suck it up. That little anesthetic? Now I'm going to be puking my guts out for days.

Whats the point of even bothering with the intake form if you're just going to ignore it? I knew there was going to be a small cut, I knew it was going to hurt a little and I said that was all well and good.
It could be worse.

Al Bundy went to the hospital, they were supposed to make a circular incision, instead he got a circumcision!!
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