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Old 01-07-2025, 02:24 PM   #47
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Originally Posted by GreenLantern2814 View Post
Re: the Silmarillion.

It helps if you read it out loud, in the best Tolkien accent you can.

And if you’ve got an illustrated copy.

Otherwise… yeah. It’s a heavy read.

I suspect the reason it was unpublished is because Tolkien himself was like “this is… a lot. Perhaps too much. One cannot read this to children at bed time, though it surely will be put them to sleep.”

Just open it to a random page and read for a bit. We are truly lucky as fans that it exists at all.
I tried to read that bitch several times.

"Heavy Read?"

Thats an understatement. That bitch of a book is like trying to read the entire Vatican Library. Thanks but No Thanks.

I dont care who begat what...
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