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Originally Posted by Locke
I remember in University I was the guy in the crappy old 1978 F-150 and this girl in her Audi flew into the parking lot and parked right next to me.
She's in a rush and flings her door open smashing into my truck's passenger door.
She re-arranged some of the dirt on the side of my trusty but crappy old truck but she was in a hurry! But her door was completely mangled and wouldnt close.
"What do I do now??"
I dont care. You knocked some of the rust off of my passenger door. I cant be bothered, I've got a class to get to. You figure it out. Maybe call your daddy?
What about your truck repairs??
"You're kidding right? I've never even washed this thing. Repairs? Not gonna happen. The doors dont even lock."
This is an $80,000 Audi tho!!
"That doesnt sound like a 'me' problem. Figure it out."
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This reads like how you imagined the conversation could've played out after you figured out the maximum cool responses the next day.