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Old 01-07-2025, 12:08 PM   #20819
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Originally Posted by Shazam View Post
My friend had an Omega 88. We were sitting at the red light on Crowchild/50Ave SW (yes, before there was an interchange there). He looked in the rear view mirror, noticed that we were about to be rear ended. It was a Chevy Geo. She hit the car so hard she was pinned inside by the steering wheel. Front end was squished real good.

He got the 88 inspected, nothing happened to it.
I remember in University I was the guy in the crappy old 1978 F-150 and this girl in her Audi flew into the parking lot and parked right next to me.

She's in a rush and flings her door open smashing into my truck's passenger door.

She re-arranged some of the dirt on the side of my trusty but crappy old truck but she was in a hurry! But her door was completely mangled and wouldnt close.

"What do I do now??"

I dont care. You knocked some of the rust off of my passenger door. I cant be bothered, I've got a class to get to. You figure it out. Maybe call your daddy?

What about your truck repairs??

"You're kidding right? I've never even washed this thing. Repairs? Not gonna happen. The doors dont even lock."

This is an $80,000 Audi tho!!

"That doesnt sound like a 'me' problem. Figure it out."
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