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Old 01-03-2025, 07:21 PM   #4653
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Originally Posted by fotze2 View Post
I think you should be able to order a half order of pho and a half of bun.
Its funny, I love Asian food, primarily Chinese, but Viet and Thai as well, they make excellent soups. But when our kids moved out my wife and I cant order their food without ending up eating leftovers for a week.

Their portion sizes are like they're designed for an Asian wedding or something, completely impossible for 2 people and I hate wasting food.

"Dinner for 2" will feed like 6 humans. Its madness.

"I'd like some fried rice please. No, I dont intend to feed the entire Southeastern Asian Peninsula, they can keep some of it for their own purposes."

This is 1 order of salt & pepper seafood? Are you serious? What...did you scrape the entire South China sea for this? Am I putting some fisherman's kids through College? What is going on here? No reasonable pair of humans could eat all of this!

Same with going to Dim Sum, I love it. the food is delicious. But when you only order 3 dishes they start looking at you like they're suspicious.

Only 3 dishes?

I cant order more...you're going to have to roll me out of here to a Hospital after this as it is, I cant have more!

My wife used to work with a Chinese man and on weekends he would invite us along with his elderly father to Dim Sum, again, which I love.

"This is the real Dim Sum!"

But the looks we got when we stopped at 3 or 4 dishes? It was like we had 3 heads.

How can you eat all of this? This is so much food!

These guys were like 110 pounds a piece and they'd just pack it away. I have no idea how they could eat that much.

Whereas me? I'm just thinking: "Just take me into the park and roll me into the river...I've had a good run. If I die on dumplings then I die on dumplings...etch it onto my tombstone."

"Here lies Locke. He loved Dumplings. They did not love him back. Thems the breaks."
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