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Originally Posted by Locke
Alright, alright, I'll tell you the secret.
You need some key ingredients:
1. Windowless Van
2. Cleaning supplies (obviously)
3. Zip-ties
4. Local Vagrants (usually found at bottle depots or over-passes)
5. Threatening Weapon (gun, preferably)
And Voila! At home do-it-yourself-but-have-someone-else-do-it Car Wash!
Oh. And maybe a bone saw and some trash bags but thats really 'Dealer's Choice.'
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I think I’d go with a shovel and bag of lye.
….or we could put time limits on car washes during the winter? One 5 min wash or the doors seal and your car gets incinerated. Your car is going to be filthy in 2 minutes dumbass, just rinse the salt off and get on with your life.