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Originally Posted by Jiri Hrdina
WRGMG about myself is I partially close things.
I try to close them but everything is half open.
Cupboard doors, drawers, lids on things: everything is half open all the time. The lids are the worst. If you pick something up by the lid, and I was the last to touch it, that thing is going to come off and you have a real mess.
I don't know why. It wasn't until I was living with my ex partner that it was brought to my attention. And then I realized how pervasive it is. And how annoying.
And yet it continues.
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Here's what you need to do. Go out and get some magic mushrooms, you will want the strong ones. You will need a sober friend to assist. So you take the mushrooms, and then your friend convinces you that leaking out of every open drawer or cupboard is santorum. He'll have to be able to do this convincingly, and perhaps have some props. Have you close the open drawers before santorum leaks. He can make a bit of a game if it, so you have to act fast, and decisively.
Once you sober up, I suspect you will never leave a drawer open again.