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Originally Posted by Locke
At the moment all I can envision is that scene from Ace Ventura where he pretends to be talking from his ass.
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Hold on, I'm going to tune into the news. Do I mean CNN, MSNBC, CBS Fox News (ugh), ABC, PBC... or the variety of crap that they put out... like Newsmax, Newsnation, One America News Network, Bloomberg Television, Fox Business News, and the rest of those... Nope. Okay, so it probably means the internet news sources of the same like The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, The Washington Post, The Los Angeles Times... maybe some hotel complimentary #### like USA Today... Nope, not this... okay so a news magazine like The Atlantic or tabloid fluff like People...
No, I get my news from the Voice of America. You know the news radio? station that seems to primarily serve developing nations and failed states.
It seems absolutely ridiculous that the big push has been for government efficiency and yet this throwback to 1999 internet websites like
www.voanews.com are somehow good to go. Seriously the US government doesn't need another mouthpiece, they have most the of the world's attention anyway.