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Originally Posted by Senator Clay Davis
If they're gonna do this, then we need a platinum pitcher rule. One pitcher gets to use a 1900s dead ball era ball. So bring up Ohtani? Fine, good luck getting the ball more than 50 feet into the outfield.
But maybe then we counter with an aluminum bat rule. Guys can use a softball bat to combat that ####.
But then we need a diamond field rule. When played, the field turns into Ebbets field dimensions, so like 480 dead center, 420 LF line, 300 RF line.
But maybe then we need the PEDs Player rule. One team gets to have a guy completely roided out of his mind. Can be pitcher or hitter, doesn't matter. Wouldn't that be fun? Have a roided pitcher and a roided hitter going toe to toe? A 110MPH sinker getting turned around into a 650 foot homer? Good stuff.
In short, lets clown the game up as much as possible. Give me lolz or give me death.
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Yeah - that's the problem with introducing these types of exceptions. It's a slippery slope affecting the integrity of the sport. You joke about the aluminum bats but I could see that 10 years down the road being discussed. I really wish they got rid of shootouts in hockey. What a stupid thing to introduce. Just play 3 on 3 in OT.