[Senator Clay Davis]

If they're gonna do this, then we need a platinum pitcher rule. One pitcher gets to use a 1900s dead ball era ball. So bring up Ohtani? Fine, good luck getting the ball more than 50 feet into the outfield.

But maybe then we counter with an aluminum bat rule. Guys can use a softball bat to combat that ####.

But then we need a diamond field rule. When played, the field turns into Ebbets field dimensions, so like 480 dead center, 420 LF line, 300 RF line.

But maybe then we need the PEDs Player rule. One team gets to have a guy completely roided out of his mind. Can be pitcher or hitter, doesn't matter. Wouldn't that be fun? Have a roided pitcher and a roided hitter going toe to toe? A 110MPH sinker getting turned around into a 650 foot homer? Good stuff.

In short, lets clown the game up as much as possible. Give me lolz or give me death.