If we get annexed, we get the benefit of being able to hire illegal immigrants to shovel our snow for inhumanely low wages. It would be nice to have an abuela live-in nanny to teach my kids Spanish and cook tacos and fajitas every night. And guns. His and Hers AR-15s. Lil Smith and Wesson's for the kids. And maybe something exotic for the weekends with the boys like a Browning .50 cal machine gun.
I draw the line at Celsius vs Fahrenheit though. I will march on DC if they force us to use that system.
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