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Originally Posted by SutterBrother
Gladiator II sucked ass. Mostly because they reshot Gladiator except instead of a Russell Crowe level movie star they cast a nobody who couldn’t act in the lead.
He was supposed to be filled with rage. Instead he seemed filled with… fatigue?
Denzel was good playing modern Denzel in ancient Rome though.
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Just got home from it. Absolutely terrible. First of all, go away Denzel. You're the same guy in everything...a boring guy who bloveates his dumb-ass lines with a dumb-ass smirk and bizarre/awkward cadence. It's fkn annoying to watch.
Second, what terrible writing. I'm going to start writing movies because they're all the worst - I can't help but accidentally write a better one. The speeches to amp up the NPCs were so dumb. Do the people writing and directing this bs not know how humans talk? Everything out of everyone's mouth was ridiculous.
Finally, the 'bad guys' were so dumb and ridiculous. It's like they made strawmen bad guys that were so unclever just so the barely smarter good guys could win. Sorry, though, everyone was dumb.
-10/100
Oh yeah, and the main character was a giant forgettable nothing.
Also, no hot chicks at all, but lots of c0ck statues if that's your thing.