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Originally Posted by jwslam
If I get someone not close enough to me to personally deliver, they are getting a Starbucks gift card by email, even if their survey says no coffee and no gift cards.
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Depending on location I'm considering bribing a homeless vagrant with sandwiches to deliver the gifts. We might be able to get a group rate.
Maybe get one of our local cyclists to lend him a bike? And he can just throw presents at houses like those kids from Newsies?
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