Ya know...in a world with a Cheetos President, a land war in Europe, instability in the middle east, high oil prices and rampant inflation, a veritable Bond Villain is the richest guy on Earth...
The Onion buying InfoWars? Its a little win, but its still a win. I'll take it.
Plus...solid investment. They can just re-release Jones' back-catalogue but now its properly labeled as 'satire.' No muss, no fuss.
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