I fire full cans of pop at children out of a re-purposed t-shirt cannon.
If you want a treat, the trick is...you're gonna have to catch it.
Otherwise....well...likely a concussion.
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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