"Alberta Hockey Nights (Sweats and Circles)"
(Verse 1)
The Oilers are tanking—three losses deep,
McDavid’s skating, but the team’s still asleep.
In Calgary, the Flames burn hot and bright,
Three wins stacked—everything feels right.
Edmonton’s streets are a strange, wild ride—
Traffic circles with stoplights side by side.
Urine in the air and vomit on the ground,
It’s all part of the city's charm, somehow renowned.
(Chorus)
Flames on fire, Oilers crash,
Edmonton’s season has turned to ash.
From Edmonton streets to Calgary’s lights,
We’re living for these Alberta hockey nights!
(Verse 2)
Edmonton women know comfort is king—
Sweatpants with good shoes? That’s the thing.
Fashion or function? They just don’t care,
They’ve got bruised-up legs, but they still go anywhere.
The Oilers can’t score, the pucks won’t fall,
And fans wonder why they showed up at all.
It’s just one of those years—better get used to it,
Another long winter, and the Oilers won’t quit... losing.
(Chorus)
Flames on fire, Oilers crash,
Edmonton’s season has turned to ash.
From Edmonton streets to Calgary’s lights,
We’re living for these Alberta hockey nights!
(Bridge)
Sweats and good shoes—Edmonton’s vibe,
Even if the Oilers can’t catch a ride.
Traffic jams, vomit stains—what’s not to love?
Just like the team, it’s all part of the shove.
(Chorus)
Flames on fire, Oilers crash,
Edmonton’s season has turned to ash.
From Edmonton streets to Calgary’s lights,
We’re living for these Alberta hockey nights!
(Outro)
No comebacks here, no silver line,
The Flames are soaring, the Oilers decline.
Alberta’s heart still beats for the game,
Even when it hurts, we cheer just the same!
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