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Old 09-23-2024, 10:03 AM   #167
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Originally Posted by D as in David View Post
Growth could come from more U.S. players in the league.
I propose we re-locate the Edmonton Oilers to Rio de Janeiro, really make a push to include South America in the game.

They could make the Giant Jesus sing the National Anthem...and thats a jaunty tune I might add, the Brazilians like a song you can dance to!

The Tax Laws are fairly lax and the beaches cant be beat, an the best part? Once Brazil does something, most of the rest of South America tries to catch up!

You could have teams in La Paz, Bogota, Montevideo and Buenos Aires! Look at the number of people who live there!

And the businesses! They love their corruption. The NHL and the Referees would love it down there! Really turn it into a Circus!
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