Sports Journalism should have a 'Mad Max' element to it.
Each week there should be a trial by Combat, two shall enter, only one shall leave.
And each Journalist has to fight for their place. If you win, you survive another week, if you lose...? Well...we all know what happens if you lose.
That way its survival of the fittest and, more importantly, sports journalists will be more forthcoming with the information that they have because they could be in the Thunderdome tomorrow having a shockingly callous glance at their own mortality.
I do suppose that there might be some pesky 'Labour Laws' to take into consideration, but we can deal with that when the time comes.
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