Tourists want the best mountain views from their hotel rooms to catch a glimpse of the latest wild animal they saw on TikTok.
They'll then need a gondola stop right at the hotel front door that takes them down to get on the monorail over to a wooded area where they can pose for their homeless cosplay Insta photo.
Then pop into Sliver's for brunch to get a picture of his famous candy charcuterie board omelette to post on Facebook for the likes.
After that, down to the river to pretend to kayak before piling on the next ConservativeParty Rail train to YYC.
Sliver for Mayor of this new mountain town.
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