[CaptainCrunch]

I'm betting that the Conna is producing another documentary.

Conna McPfffft, road to glory.

He'll have camera's following him around through the whole season as he chase the expected cup and his road to glory.

Personal interviews with everyone who has played with him and coached him telling us about what a amazing standup guy.

Slow motion scenes of him rescuing puppies from an explosive van driven by terrorists.

Him sternly but kindly counselling his team mates to pass him the puck more while he runs practices and knobby the coaching elf nods knowingly in the back ground.


Conna attending draft meetings, and the meetings between the scouts and management at the trade deadline, as the Oilers make some "Brilliant trades".


Scenes of him and Drai hanging out together, laughing together, hugging lots, taking baths together on the road. you know crossing the streams.

Oh wait, sorry about that, that part will end up on the editing room floor, or Stan Bowman's private collection.

The Oilers will spend millions on flashy production values, helicopter flyovers, the use of head mounted steady cams on the trainers head during the game.

Then by Christmas when they're out of the playoffs, the project will be cancelled, and the memory sticks burned.