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Old 08-23-2024, 09:02 PM   #155
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Originally Posted by sarge View Post
Okay. So sometimes when the Garage was busy they'd ask Auto Parts guys to help out.

One day a service manager hands me a set of keys and says:

"Theres a beige Saab that we need you to bring inside. But nobody can drive it."

Why? Whatever, I can drive stick, thats no problem. And yeah, Saab had a weird reverse gear, but still, no problem.

Fine. Whatever. This job sucks. So I get to this Saab and drive it onto the hoist and thats the end of my involvement.

Until a couple hours later my Boss and the Store Manager just absolutely stalk me down.

"You brought in the wrong Saab and the owner is PISSED!!!"

WTF? You didnt give me a license plate number or anything! The key opened the door and started the car. How was I supposed to know it was the wrong car? Its a Beige Saab!

Apparently they only had so many key permutations and lo and behold I grabbed the wrong car.

He got a free break job.

What do you want me to do? The key opened and started the car. Why would I suspect it was the wrong car? Make/Model/Colour are all on point and the keys work. When was I supposed to get suspicious? Maybe give me the License Plate number next time?
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