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Originally Posted by Titan2
You mentioned this in the other thread. As a lifeguard, emphasis on both parts of the word, when things don't go well little johnny finds out he is not a fish.
Please tell me no one died on your watch.
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I'll expand in what is now becoming my 'Jobs Thread' but no, nobody 'died,' a little pool water was ingested, albeit that comes with some problems of its own...
Apparently when little Johnny is splashing around like a lunatic you're supposed to 'rush in and save him!'
I mean, I've got to put my radio down first, take out my phone and keys, I dont want them getting wet and then I try to fish him out with the Pool Skimmer first and that didnt work so I tried that long hook they have for the pool cover but he just wouldnt calm down enough to grab on.
People are screaming and yelling and I'm thinking:
"Hey! You guys are already in the Pool! Why dont you swim your ass over here and save him?
If I get in there I'm going to be wet for the rest of my shift, my clothes will be all damp when I have to drive home, it'll get my car seat all wet and that'll take forever to dry...it would just be miserable. A really miserable day."
But hey!
Good news! If you make it out alive we offer swimming lessons!
Bad news? I teach those too.
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Originally Posted by dissentowner
I have been trying to get a custom title for 25 years on here, i thinks it's Pepsi's fault I will never get one because he is president of the old boys club.
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I had one and they took mine away. I used to be 'Ness Monster' and now I'm just a 'Franchise Player.'
I too blame PepsiFree. Why not? He's as good a scapegoat as any.