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Old 08-23-2024, 09:52 AM   #144
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Bwhaha - Dalhousie Parts monkey here. Being lead by Managers who make Kevin Lowe look like Eisenhower, I too had the same level of dedication as you.

"Excuse me....what kind of hitch do I need?"

"Class IV...it's the only way to be sure"

"I can't get this oil filter off, can I heat this up with a butane torch?"

Uhh don't do that.

So many stories....
Canadian Tire Alumni Unite!!

Its almost like it was a rite of passage.

And, the thing is you had to be goddamned careful in the interview. It was like the opposite of George Costanza looking for a job.

"What are you good at?"

- Uhh...I mow lawns....

"The Sorting Hat decrees you as SEASONAL!! In the spring you shall work....the GARDEN CENTRE!!! Mwahahaha!!! Evil has spoken!!"

"Did you drive here?"

- Uh no, I biked.

"SPORTING GOODS IT IS!!!!"

"Is that your lunch?"

- Uh yeah, I made it myself...

"HOUSEWARES!!!"

"Did you drive here in a fit of despair and self loathing?"

- Uh yeah...

"That means you drove here! AUTO PARTS!!!"
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