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Originally Posted by I-Hate-Hulse
Bwhaha - Dalhousie Parts monkey here. Being lead by Managers who make Kevin Lowe look like Eisenhower, I too had the same level of dedication as you.
"Excuse me....what kind of hitch do I need?"
"Class IV...it's the only way to be sure"
"I can't get this oil filter off, can I heat this up with a butane torch?"
Uhh don't do that.
So many stories....
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Canadian Tire Alumni Unite!!
Its almost like it was a rite of passage.
And, the thing is you had to be goddamned careful in the interview. It was like the opposite of George Costanza looking for a job.
"What are you good at?"
- Uhh...I mow lawns....
"The Sorting Hat decrees you as SEASONAL!! In the spring you shall work....the GARDEN CENTRE!!! Mwahahaha!!! Evil has spoken!!"
"Did you drive here?"
- Uh no, I biked.
"SPORTING GOODS IT IS!!!!"
"Is that your lunch?"
- Uh yeah, I made it myself...
"HOUSEWARES!!!"
"Did you drive here in a fit of despair and self loathing?"
- Uh yeah...
"That means you drove here! AUTO PARTS!!!"