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Originally Posted by Locke
Just remember....You heard it here first.
I've also been workshopping a gradual decline in goaltender equipment size.
1st Period you can go out there like the Michelin Man.
2nd Period you get smaller pads and a smaller catching glove and just a regular player's stick.
3rd Period? You get even smaller pads, an MLB catcher's mitt, one skate, no blocker only one of those circular things that were designed in the 90s to catch tennis balls using velcro and half of your mask covered in duct tape.
Then we start taking away the water bottle.
OT? Thats where things get grim and you dont even want to hear about the shootout!
The shootout is essentially a War Crime.
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I would hate to hear the colour commentary in the shoot out. Makes me think about Seinfield and shrinkage.