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Old 08-20-2024, 05:30 PM   #201
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Yeah, I'd just love it if they had a season where nothing went right and they couldn't rely on a long fluke winning streak to get back in. Then their delusional fanbase and media would be left wondering what happened to the amazing Oilers.
Its just...I understand.

They had a Penalty-Kill that went from absolute Dog Crap to Elite for not explicable reason. Then they shipped all of those PKers out.

Then they raided the NHL's 'Old Folk's Home' and the NHL's 'Island of misfit Toys.'

Then they played a couple teams without their best players, especially Goaltenders and got some insane performances out of nobodies.

And then went down 3-0 to a team that genuinely didn't take them seriously until they had no choice.

I'm serious, if the stars dont align just right for them? They're done. Window slammed shut in their faces.

But yeah, let their fans keep believing that they've got what it takes.

They had so many horseshoe shoved up their asses that Holland had to retire because we was crapping out steel.
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