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PaperBagger'14 · 08-11-2024, 03:10 PM

My take on the matchups:

JBo - Everlast
Slight advantage to JBo knowing how much work that Everlast has done for other CP members.

btimbit - sliver
Big advantage Sliver here, his takes on dogs as well as some of the half batty stuff he does (what grown man with working legs needs a mobility scooter?) make him a heavy favourite.

OOTC - Torquedog
OOTC pretty easy here, I remember Torquedogs post in the pet euthanasia thread and he’s seemed like a good guy.

D as in David - Jason14h
D as in David with a slight advantage for being on old fart trying to crack jokes but landing sub 5% as funny.

DoctorFever - MathGod
Really no strong opinions here, never been annoyed by either.

PB14 - bc-Chris
“I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend” - Third Eye Blind. This won’t be close.

Johnny Makarov vs Ozy_Flame
I think it’s Ozy’s to lose, but what a battle of the titans. History in the making right here. Ozy has the uncanny ability to make up lies about posters and delude himself into believing it. Frequently gets in heated arguments with scores of posters and has a perpetual butthurt aura about him. 0 redeeming qualities.

Locke - DownInFlames
Another one where neither guy has ever bugged me, maybe Locke as he posts a lot? Never hateful or offensive stuff, overall good guys here though.

2StonedBirds - Just A Guy
I feel 2SB has probably pissed off some people in the past but nothings coming to mind.

Powderjunkie - Bonded
2 marshmallows enter but only one will leave.

Pepsifree - Dissentowner
You pay for your whole seat but you’ll only need the edge. Hate to even venture a guess here. All I will say is that if it’s a tie the website auto picks the winner. Under different circumstances this could have been the Stanley cup of dbaggery finals.

WO403 - TCI
Solid matchup here, you’ve got one guy who’s had quite his share in meltdowns and another who had the quickest turnaround from leaving the site to a new user account. Really don’t know where this one goes.

Gullfoss - TheScorpion
Gullfoss fairly heavily, Scorp has won over the hearts of many posters, how brave is he for being only 12 years old. Gullfoss is a certified dick.

Bizaro86 - PsYcNeT
Heavily favoured for PsYcNeT, anytime you read a political post from him you have to open urban dictionary to decipher some phrase he just recently feltched out of Jon Stewart’s butthole.

CHL - ZM
A few years ago it would have been CHL but with ZM’s long history of being here since march 2024 (lol) it’s gotta go to ZM. CHL you’ve really chilled out recently.

Monahanmer - Keenan87
I can’t think of any tiffs Keenan87s been in but Monahammers had a few. Slight advantage Monahammer.

08-11-2024, 03:10 PM	#463
PaperBagger'14 In the Sin Bin Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Cowtown Exp:	My take on the matchups: JBo - Everlast Slight advantage to JBo knowing how much work that Everlast has done for other CP members. btimbit - sliver Big advantage Sliver here, his takes on dogs as well as some of the half batty stuff he does (what grown man with working legs needs a mobility scooter?) make him a heavy favourite. OOTC - Torquedog OOTC pretty easy here, I remember Torquedogs post in the pet euthanasia thread and he’s seemed like a good guy. D as in David - Jason14h D as in David with a slight advantage for being on old fart trying to crack jokes but landing sub 5% as funny. DoctorFever - MathGod Really no strong opinions here, never been annoyed by either. PB14 - bc-Chris “I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend” - Third Eye Blind. This won’t be close. Johnny Makarov vs Ozy_Flame I think it’s Ozy’s to lose, but what a battle of the titans. History in the making right here. Ozy has the uncanny ability to make up lies about posters and delude himself into believing it. Frequently gets in heated arguments with scores of posters and has a perpetual butthurt aura about him. 0 redeeming qualities. Locke - DownInFlames Another one where neither guy has ever bugged me, maybe Locke as he posts a lot? Never hateful or offensive stuff, overall good guys here though. 2StonedBirds - Just A Guy I feel 2SB has probably pissed off some people in the past but nothings coming to mind. Powderjunkie - Bonded 2 marshmallows enter but only one will leave. Pepsifree - Dissentowner You pay for your whole seat but you’ll only need the edge. Hate to even venture a guess here. All I will say is that if it’s a tie the website auto picks the winner. Under different circumstances this could have been the Stanley cup of dbaggery finals. WO403 - TCI Solid matchup here, you’ve got one guy who’s had quite his share in meltdowns and another who had the quickest turnaround from leaving the site to a new user account. Really don’t know where this one goes. Gullfoss - TheScorpion Gullfoss fairly heavily, Scorp has won over the hearts of many posters, how brave is he for being only 12 years old. Gullfoss is a certified dick. Bizaro86 - PsYcNeT Heavily favoured for PsYcNeT, anytime you read a political post from him you have to open urban dictionary to decipher some phrase he just recently feltched out of Jon Stewart’s butthole. CHL - ZM A few years ago it would have been CHL but with ZM’s long history of being here since march 2024 (lol) it’s gotta go to ZM. CHL you’ve really chilled out recently. Monahanmer - Keenan87 I can’t think of any tiffs Keenan87s been in but Monahammers had a few. Slight advantage Monahammer. Last edited by PaperBagger'14; 08-11-2024 at 03:23 PM.