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Originally Posted by PepsiFree
There are some locks going into round 2, and a few interesting toss ups, imo.
Locks:
- Sliver
— btimbit is one of the ultimate good guys around here, no way people are voting him. Love Sliver but sorry this is no contest.
- OOtC
— Torque might be direct but that + his car guy thing is gonna play way better here than the whiney “I can’t drive and hey guys omg I have a nintendo switch why is nobody talking about nintendo switch” thing
- PaperBagger
— unfortunately it’s tough to see cheese winning against a top contender
- Locke
— Nobody likes accountants
- Me
— diss might get into it deeper and more seriously with posters but I have quantity on my side and know what buttons to push and this is a numbers game. I’m the most condescending, antagonist poster this board has ever seen. Beat that.
- Psycenet
— is Blaster even annoying to anyone? maybe in FOI
- Zary
— Corsi a few years ago maybe, he’s old and low energy now, Zary can kick it as well as anyone
Toss Ups:
- Doctorfever vs MathGod
— both annoying in their own ways, but the main difference is dumb vs naive. both guys who, at a certain point, you just wish would stop posting. At least MG makes a good point once in a while and generally knows how to put a thought together, but he gets into it with a lot of people and doesn’t know when to quit. It’s unclear is DF has ever had a good point, but he thinks he has. Great matchup.
- Johnny Makarov vs Ozy Flame
— A pretty ultimate matchup. The guy who you never want on your side vs the guy who calls you creepy if it gets any indication you aren’t on his side. JM knows nothing and it’s unclear he’s even a real person, whereas Ozy believes in aliens and is obsessed with letting people know he lives in Toronto and used to live in Calgary but lives in Toronto now and did you know he lives in Toronto? Probably lives in Brampton.
- WO vs TrentCrimm
— Another great matchup. Two of the most easily triggered posters in the site, one leans into it and the other wants you desperately to convince you he isn’t triggered. Trent might have an advantage on account of history (wall of shame, quitting and coming back with an english accent two days later) and the thing where he tries to wax poetic about topic clearly trying to hide his awkward nature and self-doubt, but WO might have flipped out on enough people and offended enough with genuinely terrible opinions that he’ll have a good shot.
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Ooph. So this must be how it feels to get drafted during a commercial break.
(as happened to 3x NBA MVP Nikola Jokic when he was picked in the 2nd round)
Did you guys know that this is the best basketball player in the world right now?
In any other thread I'd be thoughtful enough to put this in a spoiler tag. But in this thread?
edit: dang, that headshot was supposed to be at least...three times as big!