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Old 08-07-2024, 01:03 PM   #4924
McG
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I was informed yesterday that pissy might sign a 1 year contract. I asked why he would do that? It’s because he wants to win a cup. I asked why contractually pissy would risk injury?

It’s all because Katz has made Edmonton the top destination in the league. And because pissy wants to repay Mavi and greaserville and Katz.

I asked what the 1 year deal should be. I was told 7 or 8. I said don’t you mean 17 or 18? “Yeah…whatever…oilers and pissy will make it work. LTIR works for everyone.”

Did you know that everyone knows that the oilers had the hardest route to the finals? It’s because everyone knows that teams elevate to play oilers…wait for it…so that the Oilers notice them and prioritize their signing as UFAs.

It’s going to be sweet watching oilers lose!
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