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Originally Posted by Fuzz
You know where else isn't off leash? Sidewalks in residential areas. You wouldn't think people need to be told that, but they do.
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I've been training my dog to knock over cyclists on the sidewalk. He's only 25 pounds but he gets a full strip of bacon for every one he brings down.
The last one got a full on face-bath...post Bacon. That can't have been pleasant.
The children are the funniest except for those little cheating bastards with their little cheaty cheating wheels on the side!
He's a small dog! How is he supposed to knock over something that sturdy??
Oh. And make kids wear a helmet.