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Old 07-11-2024, 12:40 PM   #2011
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Trudeau pulls a fleet of conventional submarines out of his ass at the NATO summit. No details, time lines, or anything, but they're coming.

This is what this government does.

The funny thing is that none of the reporters believed anything he was saying, and I doubt the other NATO heads believe it either.


I recorded a transcript of his speech.


"Yeah, we're going to build a fleet of submarines, the biggest fleet in the world, that's the ticket.

And for every dollar that we spend on defence, $10.00 will come back, So I've balanced the budget, yeah.

And we're going to drop Bill Blair into Ukraine and he's going to end the war all by himself with our newly invested nuclear armagedon nuclear tank that I built myself, yeah.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go and have dinner with my wife, Morgan Fairchild, whom I've seen naked"


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