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Old 07-07-2024, 02:19 PM   #16222
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Originally Posted by PepsiFree View Post
If you haven’t cleaned parts of a bird or a deer out of your front end, have you really lived?
Ugh. You evil bastard.

I have genuinely never done that...to 'My' car.

But my sister's car? She has hit 2 deer and a rabbit. "Oh...what do I do?"

And you get the pressure-washer out....

And my buddy's dad...absolutely smoked a Deer. I mean...head on...front-end, the whole van was pooched.

Normally with Deer, their skinny little legs break and they fly up and over and hit your windshield but this happened to be at a railway crossing so he hit it, lord knows what he did next but he snapped his tie-rods and had a deer mounted in his radiator 'ass out' with both front wheels facing different directions.

I'll never forget it. It was a one-in-a-million-shot.

But I have personally never hit wildlife.

And now I've Jinxed it.
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