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Old 07-06-2024, 04:50 PM   #784
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Originally Posted by lazypucker View Post
No, people are still debating if OK made a stupid career decision by turning down the one and only contract offer thus far or the Flames are being dicks not giving in to OK's demands...

I think we should organize a fight at the park to settle this issue.
I see.

Well this torch fluid doesnt last forever so I need to know.

Also...it ain't gonna be me. OK would KO me...probably immediately. I have enough problems so I can't really have that.

I was okay with the torches and pitchforks, but hand-to-hand combat? That nonsense is just not on!

I thought we could scare him out of the village like Frankenstein's monster? But we really don't have to since he seems intent on leaving anyways?

Regardless, the point of this sequence of seemingly ridiculous posts is to effectively raise a mirror to the sequence of other ridiculous posts.

Kylington is going to do what he's going to do. And you know what else? The Calgary Flames are going to suck either way.
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