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Locke · 07-06-2024, 04:29 PM

I've been out of this thread for a bit...are we still gathering a riot to burn down his house or is that off?

I mean...I just had the pitchforks sharpened and refueled the torches.

Now...I think I should be up-front...they are tiki-torches, I got them at Home Depot, it was all I could get on short notice...I know thats going to come with some problems of its own but the guy at Home Depot assured me that the fuel is infused with citronella so...we won't have to worry about mosquitos!

So we've got that going for us. Which is nice.

So...are we doing this or what? Also...who knows where he lives? Other than Sweden.

07-06-2024, 04:29 PM	#779
Locke Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Income Tax Central Exp:	I've been out of this thread for a bit...are we still gathering a riot to burn down his house or is that off? I mean...I just had the pitchforks sharpened and refueled the torches. Now...I think I should be up-front...they are tiki-torches, I got them at Home Depot, it was all I could get on short notice...I know thats going to come with some problems of its own but the guy at Home Depot assured me that the fuel is infused with citronella so...we won't have to worry about mosquitos! So we've got that going for us. Which is nice. So...are we doing this or what? Also...who knows where he lives? Other than Sweden. __________________ The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves! This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness. The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.