Quote:
Originally Posted by topfiverecords
Hip, hernia, rib, finger, cramps. They’re all the same to an Oilers doctor.
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‘Doc, my hip hurts.’
‘Take two Vicodin and put ice on it. Next!’
‘Doc, I think my finger is broken.’
‘Take two Vicodin and put ice on it. Next!’
‘Doc, I got these boils and a fever and I feel like crap.’
‘You have a staph infection. Take two Vicodin and put ice all over your body. Next!’
‘Doc, I feel very depressed. It's hard just getting out of bed and coming to the rink. I feel like I'm dying inside.’
‘Welcome to Edmonton, kid. Take four Vicodin and pretend you're in Florida.’