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Old 07-02-2024, 12:23 AM   #4136
Jay Random
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Originally Posted by topfiverecords View Post
Hip, hernia, rib, finger, cramps. They’re all the same to an Oilers doctor.
‘Doc, my hip hurts.’

‘Take two Vicodin and put ice on it. Next!’

‘Doc, I think my finger is broken.’

‘Take two Vicodin and put ice on it. Next!’

‘Doc, I got these boils and a fever and I feel like crap.’

‘You have a staph infection. Take two Vicodin and put ice all over your body. Next!’

‘Doc, I feel very depressed. It's hard just getting out of bed and coming to the rink. I feel like I'm dying inside.’

‘Welcome to Edmonton, kid. Take four Vicodin and pretend you're in Florida.’
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