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Old 06-18-2007, 11:51 PM   #9
Cube Inmate
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Actually, I've been privy to these discussions for about 30 years now and, in truth, it's really exactly the opposite...it's a vast conspiracy to make the USA disappear by overrunning that country with Canadian culture.

Peter Jennings...Mike Myers...gay marriage...it's all part of our big plan. We're already well on our way to convincing them that the Afghan invasion was all for oil. The next thing you know, they'll believe that it should be illegal to pay for your own health care. Michael Moore? Undercover Canuck!

In the final phase of our plan, we're going to invade with our CF-18s, the 10,000 soldiers we have left, and artillery shells filled with maple syrup. A mismatch, you think? In concept, but not when you realize that wars are actually fought on the strength of opinion polls! The Canadian polls will say that Americans are "(censored)s," and the American polls will say that Saddam Poutine doesn't have WMD so they'll simply cut & run...we win!

I'm not sure I was supposed to divulge all of this, but I'm relying on the fact that people so quickly disregard anything based on truth that this will be forgotten faster than Greg Gilbert.
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