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Locke · 06-25-2024, 12:14 PM

I could do this guys.

Why settle for the 'Lesser Evil?'

I've said it before and I'll continue saying it, we need Accountants to run this place.

A pure approach.

"We've balanced the budget, funneled cash into Education and Health Care and...we seem to be good!"

- "And whats your opinion on same-sex marriage, abortion and Trans-Rights?"

"Uhh...I believe that all people should have rights and the rest is really none of my, or the Government's business since the budget accounts for it. We need to re-pave Deerfoot. Next question."

And I totally would spend all of the 'War Room' money designing a Star Destroyer-shaped Helicopter. It is horrendously non-aerodynamic but I think with enough time and effort...we could make it happen.

What we really should do though is have me run as Nenshi's second-in-command...that would be really brilliant.

06-25-2024, 12:14 PM	#19866
Locke Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Income Tax Central Exp:	I could do this guys. Why settle for the 'Lesser Evil?' I've said it before and I'll continue saying it, we need Accountants to run this place. A pure approach. "We've balanced the budget, funneled cash into Education and Health Care and...we seem to be good!" - "And whats your opinion on same-sex marriage, abortion and Trans-Rights?" "Uhh...I believe that all people should have rights and the rest is really none of my, or the Government's business since the budget accounts for it. We need to re-pave Deerfoot. Next question." And I totally would spend all of the 'War Room' money designing a Star Destroyer-shaped Helicopter. It is horrendously non-aerodynamic but I think with enough time and effort...we could make it happen. What we really should do though is have me run as Nenshi's second-in-command...that would be really brilliant. __________________ The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves! This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness. The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.