Lil'un, Munchkin, Midget - I'm short. Not much else to that.
Boo Boo - Man do I ever regret this one, and it was my own fault too. I'd pulled an all nighter to finish a paper, so I showed up to school with about 1 hour of sleep and 2 cups of coffee. By about lunch, I was completely out of it and accidentally blurted out, "Boo Boo needs a nap." None of my friends have ever let me live it down.
Helener - My boss is chinese with an accent, so he can't say Helena, which is my name, properly. So that's what my coworkers called me and it some how caught on, now everyone calls me that.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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